February 2012
52 posts
6 tags
What I want to hear from my bias: I'd like to have a biracial baby someday.
Feb 24th
14 notes
8 tags
Friend: What do you get from K-POP, anyway?
Me: Because of them, I'm motivated to try harder. Those people who dance their hearts out? They're the same age as us. But look at where they are. They have to be professionals and students at the same time. You see him? He graduated high school despite him being out of the country most of the time.
Feb 19th
42 notes
3 tags
B.A.P
Blonde Asian People
Feb 17th
5 notes
5 tags
Mom: You always watch the same boys singing the same song.
Me: Oh my gosh, Mom
Me: How could you say that?
Me: They have different costumes here.
Me: And different camera angles.
Feb 17th
107 notes
4 tags
I will always read your tags.
Always.
Feb 17th
1 note
8 tags
What I always wanted to hear from my bias:
Bias: I learned this language just so I could talk to you.
Feb 17th
380 notes
9 tags
Honeymoon
Me: To be honest I never wanted to be a fangirl.
Bias: And I never thought I'd marry a fangirl.
Feb 17th
24 notes
13 tags
when my friend saw the selcas of my biases I took...
Friend:
Friend: Why do you have so many selcas of Korean boys?
Me: I don't know. I just send them my phone and they send it back to me with their faces in it already.
Feb 17th
8 notes
1 tag
veryimportantu asked: LOL sorry I just hella spammed your dash o_o. But omg I love your blog I was like, laughing like omfg @ the chats.. LOL you're the best ;A; (sorry im hyper today LOL <3)
Feb 17th
1 note
1 tag
schlacht-des-dienstags asked: Have you heard of Eat Your Kimchi? I think you would really enjoy their videos! ^^
Feb 17th
13 tags
Bias: Hey, remember those days when you wrote fanfictions?
Me: Oh, stop, you're embarrassing me.
Bias: But I was always the main character.
Me: Well, you were.
Bias: Do you know that I read those between our breaks back then?
Me: You serious?
Bias: Yeah. And I thought, "This fangirl author is the one I'm going to marry."
Me:
Bias: And I did.
Feb 16th
54 notes
8 tags
So what did you do for Valentine's?
Friend 1: My boyfriend and I watched a movie together!
Friend 2: He took me out shopping.
Friend 3: He made an event for me.
Them:
Me:
Them: What about you?
Me:
Me: Oh, I watched him perform again.
Them:
Me:
Me: On my computer.
Feb 16th
33 notes
8 tags
Friend: What does your boyfriend call you, then?
Me: He endearingly calls me "fans".
Friend:
Me: That's why whenever he's onstage, he shouts out, "I love you, fans!"
Feb 16th
13 notes
9 tags
Boy: So, wanna hang out?
Me: No, sorry.
Boy: It's not like you have a boyfriend. Let's have fun.
Me: I do have a boyfriend.
Boy:
Boy: But I don't see him anywhere.
Me: Unlike you, he's already working.
Boy: Where?
Me: South Korea.
Feb 16th
252 notes
9 tags
“Though guys are less petty than girls, there are times when they’d have a...”
– Woohyun (Busan High)
Feb 16th
4 notes
7 tags
Busan High
Jiyeon: W-Why are you smiling?
Luna: So that you’ll smile back.
Feb 16th
3 notes
5 tags
“Kim Sunggyu was a wallflower.”
– Busan High
Feb 16th
5 tags
“As he [Kim Sunggyu] grew up, he realized that promises were meant to be broken,...”
– Busan High
Feb 16th
1 note
11 tags
English Teacher: Do you still study literature?
Me: Do fanfictions count?
Feb 16th
20 notes
6 tags
It's either I post quality stuff or tumblr's...
Never expected to earn 225 followers within a month. lol. That’s like, almost half of my followers in my main blog. I’m really sorry if I can’t follow you lot. This is my side blog OTL Please keep this blog alive. Feed my ask box or smth.
Feb 16th
7 tags
I've always had a complex about my wavy hair
but ever since I learned that Myungsoo likes girls with wavy hair, it made me more confident. I’m not saying that he’ll like me because of my hair (lol I’ve long accepted that I will always belong in the fanturtle zone and I’m not butthurt about it xD) All I’m saying is that there’s a chance that guys can still prefer wavy hair over those long, glossy and...
Feb 15th
2 notes
4 tags
“But Minho hyung, unlike the snow that vanishes when the sun finally shines, our...”
– Taemin (source)
Feb 14th
2 notes
7 tags
10 years from now
Friend: You remember that time when you were so into your bias back then?
Me: Yeah.
Friend: What did you swear on?
Me: I swore to attend his wedding, even if it hurts.
Bias: You ended up being the bride, though.
Feb 13th
2,369 notes
4 tags
THE SUNGGYU QUOTE IS BEING REBLOGGED AGAIN AND I...
If you don’t know what I’m talking about, then it’s this quote right here. People should actually click on the sources I hyperlinked ;A; It’s not an actual quote from the real Sunggyu. It’s just from a fanfic, thus my url. aff-quotes. Asianfanfics quotes. Get my drift? It’s from a fanfic, guise. SO NO. GYU’S FATHER AIN’T DEAD YET AS FAR AS I...
Feb 13th
5 notes
3 tags
Feb 13th
2 notes
1 tag
203 FOLLOWERS, 0 MESSAGES
Seriously I don’t bite. You can ask me anything. Anything.
Feb 13th
Daughter: *scrolls through my old blog*
Daughter: Mom
Me: Yes, sweetie?
Daughter: Why do you have so many pictures of Dad in here?
Feb 12th
90 notes
2 tags
Feb 12th
55 notes
Feb 12th
70 notes
3 tags
Me: It's okay if I don't get to see my bias in his concerts.
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: Several years from now he'll meet me in front of the altar.
Feb 12th
91 notes
8 tags
Mom: Why do you want to study Korean, anyway?
Me: Mom, you should learn it, too.
Mom: Why?
Me: So that you can communicate with your future son-in-law.
Feb 10th
290 notes
1 tag
forever-yoona asked: asdfasdfasdfasdf you're hilarious.~
Feb 10th
1 tag
If you’re down, I’ll pick you up. Again. And again. And again. However, if you stay down, I’ll let you be. I did my part. You should do yours.
Feb 9th
1 note
3 tags
“When a person wants to die, why can’t he see that someone else is willing to...”
– Sunshine
Feb 9th
3 notes
6 tags
Friend: How do you become funny?
Me:
Me: Relate your everyday life with KPOP and you'll be funny.
Friend:
Me:
Friend: ...how?
Me:
Friend:
Me: Wanna hear a blonde joke?
Friend: Yeah, sure.
Me:
Me: BAP.
Friend: I don't...really get it.
Me:
Friend:
Me: Then do you know what Dobby from Harry Potter spazzes about?
Friend:
Friend: No.
Me: Super Junior.
Friend:
Friend: ...why?
Me:
Me: Because he's an ELF.
Feb 8th
165 notes
Why do you even bother following me?
lol.
Feb 8th
4 notes
Feb 8th
2,814 notes
7 tags
Happy Birthday, Namu
Teacher: The natural oil supply in the world is running low. Do you have any idea on how we can overcome this problem?
Class:
Me:
Me: Call Nam Woohyun
Class:
Teacher:
Me: Send him to the middle east
Class:
Teacher: What
Me: Make him stand under the sun and perspire
Me:
Me: Like, a lot
Teacher:
Class:
Teacher: Who is that guy?
Me:
Me: Nam freaking Woohyun
Me:
Me: He's the greasiest guy on the planet.
Feb 8th
155 notes
7 tags
So earlier my Mom and I went to the Disney store...
And shakdjhkasfh it was like a trip to memory lane. Cinderella was playing and she’s my second favorite Disney Princess (with Mulan being the first) and askjdhkal I don’t know anymore. I went to the plush toys and saw the bear in toy story who smelled like strawberries (trust me he does smell like strawberries) but idek I want a Simba plush toy instead. I asked my Mom and she said no...
Feb 8th
2 notes
1 tag
Feb 8th
618 notes
Feb 8th
4,364 notes
Feb 8th
2,570 notes
4 tags
People who think I'm funny
Friends: No
Family: No
Classmates: Ew
Strangers: Don't even think about it
KPOP Fans: OH MY GOSH WAE YOU SO HILARIOUS?
Feb 6th
43 notes
10 tags
Physics Teacher: So setting the value as infinite in this equation will give you-
Me: Sunggyu Sungyeol Woohyun Sungjong Myungsoo Dongwoo Hoya
Physics Teacher:
Classmates:
Physics Teacher: What
Me:
Me: They are seven boys
Physics Teacher: I'm not interested in them-
Me: They are a band called Infinite and they are from Korea
Me: And their name means "limitless"
Me:
Physics Teacher:
Class:
Me: That means they'll keep on improving
Physics Teacher:
Physics Teacher: I'm teaching Physics now so-
Me: Do you wanna know a person who defies the laws of Physics?
Classmates:
Physics Teacher: What
Me: You should see Hoya
Physics Teacher:
Me:
Me: When he does the scorpion dance, he's like, "Screw Physics I'll float with my knee"
Physics Teacher:
Classmates:
Me:
Physics Teacher: You're expelled.
Feb 6th
147 notes
12 tags
Why I think Infinite songs are always relevant
Friend: I don't like you anymore I'm leaving you!
Me:
Me: Dorawa, dorawa, dashi dorawa
Friend:
Friend: I seriously will.
Friend: I can't keep up with your KPOP madness anymore.
Me: DASHI DORAWAAAA~
Friend:
Friend: Goodbye.
Me:
Me:
Me: Oh, you're back.
Friend: I forgot my-
Me: OH
Me: SHE'S BACK
Me: SHE'S BACK
Me: SHE'S BACK
Me: OH-
Friend: STOP
Friend: I want you to stop I'm getting tired of you.
Me:
Friend: I can't even smile anymo-
Me: And can you smile
Me: SMILE
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
Friend: We
Friend: are
Friend: officially
Friend: OVER
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: NOTHING'S OVER
Me: NOTHING'S OVER~
Feb 6th
484 notes
9 tags
BLONDE JOKES
B.A.P HAS THEM
Feb 6th
22 notes
2 tags
Classmate: How are you so fluent in English?
Me:
Me: I deal with public affairs.
Classmate:
Classmate: What?
Me: To put it simply, I run a blog.
Feb 4th
4 notes
When you get hit by a gust of wind..
laugh-addict: EXPECTATION: REALITY: laugh and reblog here!!
Feb 3rd
8,204 notes
11 tags
Bias: Who's you're favorite member?
Me:
Me: You are.
Bias: Ah, really? Thanks!
Me: What about you?
Bias: Excuse me?
Me:
Me: Who's your favorite fan?
Bias:
Bias:
Me:
Me: Tell me I'm pretty.
Feb 2nd
83 notes
4 tags
Dear female OC in fanfics
sunggyu-busanhigh: Please stop being such a Mary Sue.
Feb 1st
6 notes